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Smart Wine Bottle – Keeps Wine Fresh

Check this out! This new techy smart bottle keeps wine fresh for 30 days. No more disputes about opening a bottle of red or white… you can open both! Enjoy wine by the glass at home without worrying about waste.

 

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National Drink Wine Day – 4 Amazing Facts

4 Amazing Facts about wine that will make you want to celebrate National Drink Wine Day!

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Drink A Glass Of Red Wine Before Bed, The surprising benefit…

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How to: Pour the Perfect Glass Of Wine

13029_1408978733_1247697How Much Wine Should I Actually Pour?

How many of you have wondered the same thing when pouring a glass of wine? I know I’m not supposed to fill it to the top (unless I’ve had one of those days), but I also don’t want to underfill my glass.

 

After a quick search, I just learned there are about five glasses of wine in a bottle. All these years, I’ve thought there were only four.
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Drinking red wine could help burn fat

Love red wine? We’ve got good news…

Drinking red wine could help burn fat, says a new study.

 

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Wine Cork Wreath

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Fancy Christmas Tree!

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Top 6 Wines That Pair Best With Your Child’s Crappy Behavior.

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I saw this online and it was so funny I had to share!

Top 6 Wines That Pair Best With Your Child’s Crappy Behavior. Epic News for Parents.
Posted on September 5, 2015 by Life as a Rambling Redhead.

There is a lot of science that goes behind deciding which wine goes best with your chicken, seafood or steak dinner, but what if I was to tell you which wine would go best with the kind of day you experienced? The data is out, and studies now show that certain wines pair up best with different parenting situations and child behavior.

The world’s most renown wine sommeliers have released this list exclusively to us at Life as a Rambling Redhead. Lucky for you, we are kind enough to share this life-changing knowledge. Parents everywhere are rejoicing.

We just want what’s best for your sanity.

Listed below are the best Wine Pairings for all stages of parenthood.

1. Riesling pairs perfectly with an explosive poopy diaper.

If your newborn baby had an explosive bowel movement, leaving your hands literally shit-stained from the yellow substance we call “poop”, we suggest chugging a glass of Riesling immediately. Riesling is refreshing, tends to be sweet and has a low acidity level. You’ve handled enough liquid that smelled of pure acid today, so kick back and enjoy this smooth, light wine that usually possesses the smell of apples. How lovely.

2. Chardonnay goes great with a middle schooler’s attitude adjustment.

If your middle-school child, let’s call her Megan, gave you non-stop attitude today and yelled the words, “You’re the worst parent ever!” or “Why can’t you be cool, like Addison’s mom?!” then you would most likely benefit from a good buzz. We recommend Chardonnay for your drinking pleasure this evening. Chardonnay has been described as tasting sweet like various melons and has a subtle creaminess. Subtle creaminess sounds divine. Megan’s insults sound annoying.

3. Choose Sauvignon Blanc when you feel like the walls are caving in on you.

If you were stuck inside all day with a toddler who did nothing but throw every toy in his playroom and whined about absolutely everything, then we recommend enjoying one, possibly two glasses of Sauvignon Blanc. This wine has been said to have an earthy taste, such as bell peppers or freshly mowed grass. Drinking something that smells of fresh sod will surely help you forget the painful memories of toy trucks being hurled at your face or being bitten by a small baby beast who wants nothing more than to see you cry.

4. Pair a Merlot with child terrorism.

If you have multiple children, and all of them decided to act like freakin’ lunatics on the same day, then you need something that goes down easily. Something easy to gulp. We suggest a Merlot. This wine is referred to as an “introducing” wine to novice wine drinkers since it is smooth and light. We are very aware that you are not new to drinking wine, but tonight is not the night to jack around with a dry wine that forces you to drink slowly. You were assaulted by multiple child terrorists today and you’re still alive to complain about it. Drink up warrior.

5. Pinot Noir goes well with dented or scratched vehicles.

If your teenager was involved in a minor “fender-bender” today (aka – she backed her new car into your car that was parked in the driveway) then we recommend a Pinot Noir. This wine is very delicate and fresh, unlike your daughter, whose sole purpose in life seems to be attempting to destroy all of the cars you own. The tannins in this wine are very soft, making it the opposite of bitter. Nobody needs a dry wine when their daughter is constantly participating in a real-life game of bumper cars…. you’re already bitter enough, thanks to her.

6. Cabernet Sauvignon pairs perfectly with poor hygiene.

If you find yourself covered in baby vomit, human waste, or toddler boogers, then you need to drink wine that will, for a brief moment, make you feel like royalty. We suggest drinking a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. This wine has been deemed the King of Red Wines. It’s dark, rich and is said to be best paired with a decadent, juicy steak. When one is covered in foul bodily fluids, they do not have the time nor the desire to grill a steak. Thank goodness drinking wine does not take much effort. Forget the steak, and grab your best crystal glass to have the ultimate royal experience. And change shirts immediately. Queens and Kings don’t sip wines with crusty nose goop adhered to their clothing.

If you’re unable to invest in any of these suggested wine choices, there is always Boone’s Farm and Franzia waiting for you at your local, disgusting 7-eleven. There is no scientific data behind these two wines, but we are very confident that they will get the job done.

Forget about the dishes, laundry or wasting precious “me-time” on bathing. Have a glass of wine with someone special – preferably your spouse, since that special person helped you create these cute but horrible monsters that drive you to drink.

#Bottomsup.

– Until the next time this Redhead rambles.

Please Note: The little boy pictured in the photo above is not actually crying. He’s an extremely well-paid model for the blog. We don’t go around making babies cry to get a good picture; this is his “Monster Scream” which he does on command.

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Good tasting wine doesn’t have to be expensive!!!

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I believe we’ve all had this issue… we want a good wine but, we don’t want to spend the cash that goes along with it.

Or were you looking for a nice, quick and easy gift (like wine) but, want it to be cheap… buuttt, still want it to be good? (I.E. wine)

News Flash!!!  Good wine doesn’t have to be expensive!

One tip: Think international! France, Spain, Germany, or Greece. And not only do they taste great but, they are also an easy and great conversational piece during parties!

Many of the cheap (‘bad‘) international wines we have in our stores are actually considered fantastic where they are made.

Here is a small list of a few wines that cost under $20!

RED:
Qupé Central Coast Syrah, 2011 (California)
Ruta 22 Malbec, 2011 (Argentina)
Cantine Colosi Nero d’Avola IGT, 2012 (Sicily)
Château Le Vin Matin Cru Red Bordeaux Blend, 2005 (France)
Château des Landes Lussac-Saint-Emilion, 2010 (France)
Gerard Bertrand’s Grand Terroir Tautavel, 2007 (France)
Painted Wolf Guillermo Pinotage, 2010 (South Africa)
Robertson Phanto Ridge Pinotage, 2010 (South Africa)

WHITE:
Alpha Estate Axia Malagouzia, 2012 (Greece)
Penya Viognier, 2012 (France)
Château Timberlay Blanc, 2012 (France)
Man Vintners Chenin Blanc 2011 and Man Vintners Cuvée V 2012

(these inexpensive South African wines are fun to taste together)

SPARKLING:
JCB No. 21 Brut Crémant de Bourgogne (France)
Michelle NV Brut Rosé (Washington State)
Segura Viudas NV Brut Reserva Cava (Spain)
Freixenet Sparkling Cordon Negro Brut Cava (Spain)
René Sparr Crémant d’Alsace (France)
Lucien Albrecht Crémant d’Alsace (France)
Château Moncontour Crémant de Loire (France)

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